We love to kick a weather joke around sometimes. We know in that our weather is not always funny but it does kick me up a notch or two when people send a line or two my way. Saved some for you and want to share.
______________________________________________________ What is the Mexican weather report? Chili today and hot tamale.
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Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio? The nearest ISOBAR.
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A husband and his wife were sound asleep when suddenly the phone rang. The husband picked up the phone and said, “Hello? how the heck do I know? What do I look like, a weatherman?” He slammed the phone down and settled into bed. “Who was that?” asked his wife. I don’t know. It was some guy who wanted to know if the coast was clear.”
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Summers in Canada…….Hi,did you have a good summer? Yes indeed, we had a great picnic that afternoon!!!
______________________________________________ Whatever happened to that cow that was lifted into the air by the tornado. Udder disaster!
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How do you spot a happy motorcyclist in good weather? He’s got bugs on his teeth.
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What’s worse than raining buckets? Hailing taxis!
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After the airline pilot had managed to land his plane–very rough–following a descent through exceptionally heavy weather, he came out of the flight deck to wish his passengers farewell as they gratefully entered the Jetway on their way back from Dallas, Texas. The pilot remembers best a comment from a little old lady who asked him politely whether to satisfy one question she had. “Did we land, or were we shot down?”
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Go ahead a share if you have a good joke. I have learned to not think I heard them all.
April 1, 2010
Chris Paulsen
Here’s one – Did you hear about the weatherman who got it right?
BWAHAAAAAHAAAAAA BWAAAHAAAHAAAAA
(Just kidding. I watch religiously and appreciate the difficult job that is predicting weather)
tBoy
2 Apr 10 at 10:14 am